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♪ daring duck of mystery ♪
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♪ champion of right ♪
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♪ swoops out of the shadows ♪
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♪ darkwing of the night ♪
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♪ somewhere some
Villain schemes ♪
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♪ but his number's up ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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♪ when there's trouble
You call d.W. ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Let's get dangerous.
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Darkwing, darkwing duck!
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♪ a cloud of smoke
And he appears ♪
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♪ the master of surprise ♪
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♪ who's that cunning
Mind behind ♪
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♪ the shadowy disguise ♪
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♪ nobody knows for sure ♪
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♪ the bad guys are out of luck ♪
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♪ here comes ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Look out!
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♪ when there's trouble
You call d.W. ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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Let's get dangerous!
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♪ darkwing duck ♪
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♪ you better watch
Out, you bad boys ♪
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♪ darkwing duck ♪♪
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[awooo!]
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[awooo!]
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There it goes again.
Let's go home.
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I'm getting the heebie jeebies.
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Would you relax?
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It's more baffling
Than our phone bill...
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Iguanas swiping olives,
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Black cats stealing onions.
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The whole city's weird.
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And it's getting weirder!
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[brakes screech]
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[awooo!] [awooo!]
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Hold onto your goggles.
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We're following those delusions.
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What? Are you crazy?
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Did I say that?
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Ooh! Why do I always
Hit the lights?
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They're going to get away.
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Uh, gee, that's too bad.
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This is the longest
Light in history!
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Ho ho!
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That looks promising.
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Aah!
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Anchovies?
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Why would bats want anchovies?
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M-maybe they're worried
About cholesterol.
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That's no excuse for stealing.
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Let's grab 'em!
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I gotta touch 'em?
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Our weight will be
Too much for them.
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Now what?
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Shake it away from them.
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Aah! Aah!
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[splash]
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Did I miss something?
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Where was the off-ramp that
Said, "The twilight zone"?
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Oh, no!
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Pepperoni?
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Excellent! Now come.
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It's time we went home.
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How's about we call it a
Night, d.W.?
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Sorry. I couldn't sleep
Without cracking this case.
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After this case I'll never sleep
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Or turn out the lights!
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Olives, anchovies, pepperoni...
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What do they have in common?
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Pizza!
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Suddenly, I gotta have pizza.
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Whoa!
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[crash]
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You're a genius!
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Some fiend is filching
Pizza toppings!
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That's the connection!
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Heck if I know why.
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Maybe he's hungry, too.
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Let's stop at pizza pierre's.
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Not a chance.
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The only toppings left
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Are green peppers and mushrooms.
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We'll catch that condiment
Creep in the act!
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I'll take mushrooms.
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It's time to divide and conquer!
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If I stopped for a
Pizza, he'd never know.
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Don't bet on it!
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Rats.
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Funny place to build a condo.
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This is the address,
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"Mccawber mushrooms unlimited,."
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The only mushrooms in town.
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Perfect weather for putting
Crooks in the cooler.
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Very interesting
Weather we're having.
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Yeow!
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Very interesting.
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Nobody should be working
At this time of night
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Except pizza crooks.
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I hate that.
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Like I haven't seen this
In a million movies.
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Aha!
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Eck! Ack! Ugh! Er!
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O.K., fine.
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The lighted room was in front...
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Here!
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Huh?
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Obviously done with mirrors.
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Anyway,
I've got a crook to catch!
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Aah!
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Oh-hoy.
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I'll retrace my steps.
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Aah!
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Intriguing architecture.
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I must get the name of the
Designer so I can hurt him.
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I've had it with this house.
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The pizza fiend is
Trying to psych me out.
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Well, darkwing duck
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Is the master of
Psychological warfare.
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I am the terror that...
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Flaps... In the night?
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This is a director's meeting.
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I don't believe
You were invited!
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Uh, well, no,
I wasn't invited per se.
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I saw the light and...
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Was only trying to help.
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You'll have to
Excuse my associates.
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They're such teases.
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Really, darling,
You're such a party pooper.
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We weren't gonna hurt him
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Much!
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Good evening.
I'm morgana mccawber,
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The president of
Mccawber's mushrooms.
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Nice to meet you, mr...
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Dingwing dork.
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Er, duckwing...
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Duck... Duck... Duck...
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Darkwing duck,
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At your service.
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What an unusual name,
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But then you seem very unusual.
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I like that.
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[gulp]
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We're having an
Emergency meeting
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Regarding the pizza
Topping thefts.
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Pizza toppings? You knew that?
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Well, I, uh... Deduced it.
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She deduced it!
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My kind of woman.
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Isn't it peculiar to
Hold a meeting so late?
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I enjoy the night.
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Sun is so harsh on my skin.
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I'm sort of a creature
Of the night myself.
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We have much in
Common, darkwing.
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Let me show you around.
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I should get back...
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Wait!
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I could check your security.
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I'd love to see your operation.
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Shall we?
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Morgana's caught herself
One chunk of a duck!
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I hope there's
Enough to go around.
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I don't like it.
He cost us the anchovies.
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If he gets too
Close, I say we...
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Exactly.
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There's more fungus
In your little finger
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Than in most people's heads.
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You must know everything
About mushrooms.
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Thank you, dark.
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Perhaps we could
Get together again.
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I could discuss spores
And slime molds.
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I'd like that.
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Sort of.
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I'm sure you must get back to
Your exciting investigation.
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No!
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I have to protect you...
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Uh, the mushrooms.
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Oh, that's really...
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Yes?
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Impossible.
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The others are...
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Sensitive about outsiders.
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We'll be just fine,
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I promise.
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O.K.
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[launchpad] darkwing duck!
Come in, d.W.!
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I could really use a hand!
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The ratcatcher's radio!
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He's trouble, morgana.
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The board wants him...
Disposed of.
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Use this, darling.
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One smooch of my lip
Potion and he's...
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Ancient history!
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I'm sure I won't need it.
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He's already eating
Out of my hand.
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If I need to get rid of him,
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I prefer the old-fashioned way.
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Hee hee hee!
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Yes, granny,
Something like that.
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Launchpad?
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I'm in trouble, d.W.
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big trouble!
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Hurry, d.W.!
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I'm about to know
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What a fly feels like.
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C'mon, guys. You don't want me.
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Aren't there any
Flies in your parlor?
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Who needs flies
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When we can have a
Nice juicy launchpad?
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Hang in there, launchpad!
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Don't worry.
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I'll be here.
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Stop him!
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Gaah!
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Gee, I was hoping we
Could skip dinner.
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And now, my friends,
It's time to feast!
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You'll do nothing of the kind!
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The others will not be pleased.
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They are not in charge.
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00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,999
Darkwing duck is mine.
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[morgana] Ahem!
228
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Aah! Aah! Aah!
229
00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:32,707
Nice manicure. Thanks!
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Don't mention it.
231
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Morgana, what are... Hey!
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Not so fast,
You arrogant arachnids!
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[coughing]
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Whoa! Pretty impressive.
235
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Bug spray?
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Smog.
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Oh, the poor dears!
238
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Huh?
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[coughing]
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Are you all right?
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This girl doesn't
Get out enough.
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Morgana, that thing's dangerous!
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It is not.
244
00:13:01,375 --> 00:13:04,374
He's just an itty bitty spider.
245
00:13:04,375 --> 00:13:06,082
They're very sweet.
246
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Really?
247
00:13:07,458 --> 00:13:09,374
But aren't they... Venomous?
248
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Only a little.
249
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Morgana's really something,
250
00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:14,582
Isn't she, launchpad?
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I'll say.
252
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Something different.
253
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She's crazy about me.
254
00:13:24,875 --> 00:13:27,165
You saw how she looks at me.
255
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Like a snake looks
At its dinner.
256
00:13:30,458 --> 00:13:33,750
Yeah, see?
The poor kid's lovestruck.
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Launchpad.
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What are you doing?
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Getting your attention.
260
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You're a hero, not a romeo.
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How'd your creepy girlfriend
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Know where I was?
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00:13:49,750 --> 00:13:52,874
Morgana's not cree...
Wait a minute.
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How did she know?
265
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Here's something... An accident.
266
00:14:00,875 --> 00:14:04,082
What could squeeze
Milk trucks dry?
267
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Is this related to our case?
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It isn't weird enough.
269
00:14:08,833 --> 00:14:11,165
Milk doesn't go on pizza.
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It does when it becomes cheese.
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Is this weird enough for ya?
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Bad case of gas.
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[burp]
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I know her!
275
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She was at morgana's.
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You've been making all
Sorts of swell friends.
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Let's go.
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Smell that? It's pizza!
279
00:15:04,750 --> 00:15:07,165
Just as I thought.
280
00:15:07,166 --> 00:15:11,958
This is the hideout
Of the topping thief.
281
00:15:18,291 --> 00:15:20,582
These are really coming along
282
00:15:20,583 --> 00:15:21,999
Quite nicely.
283
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,249
Looks pretty bland to me.
284
00:15:24,250 --> 00:15:25,832
Drop it, nero.
285
00:15:25,833 --> 00:15:29,582
There's no market for
Grub-and-cockroach pizza.
286
00:15:29,583 --> 00:15:31,290
Morgana's being cheated
287
00:15:31,291 --> 00:15:32,957
By her board of directors!
288
00:15:32,958 --> 00:15:36,457
Well, I say it's terror-time.
289
00:15:36,458 --> 00:15:39,749
I am the terror that
Flaps in the night.
290
00:15:39,750 --> 00:15:44,582
I am the onion that
Stings in your eyes!
291
00:15:44,583 --> 00:15:48,291
I am darkwing duck!
292
00:15:48,750 --> 00:15:50,458
Oh, goody.
293
00:15:53,125 --> 00:15:55,999
Hold it right there, renfield.
294
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:59,999
You've been robbing the
City of pizza toppings
295
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:03,457
So you can grow these
Mushroom aberrations.
296
00:16:03,458 --> 00:16:07,707
Hey, d.W. This thing
Smells just like a pizza!
297
00:16:07,708 --> 00:16:10,165
It tastes like it, too.
298
00:16:10,166 --> 00:16:12,624
A perfect pizza every time
299
00:16:12,625 --> 00:16:14,624
With no manufacturing costs.
300
00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:17,124
We'll corner the pizza industry!
301
00:16:17,125 --> 00:16:19,499
As soon as we
302
00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:21,875
Get rid of you!
303
00:16:29,458 --> 00:16:30,874
[burp]
304
00:16:30,875 --> 00:16:33,749
Traitors...
Doing this to poor morgana!
305
00:16:33,750 --> 00:16:36,332
Poor morgana? Poor us!
306
00:16:36,333 --> 00:16:38,707
We'll soon be fungus food!
307
00:16:38,708 --> 00:16:41,332
He's right. I'm just fine.
308
00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:44,624
Sorry, darkwing.
You shouldn't have gotten involved.
309
00:16:44,625 --> 00:16:46,999
I never wanted this.
310
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:49,957
Sounds kinda final, doesn't it?
311
00:16:49,958 --> 00:16:54,708
S-s-so much for
Long-term relationships.
312
00:16:57,208 --> 00:17:00,249
D.W., I'm sorry your
Girlfriend's a fiendish,
313
00:17:00,250 --> 00:17:03,874
Blood-sucking creature
From the netherworld.
314
00:17:03,875 --> 00:17:05,957
Nobody's doing
Any blood-sucking.
315
00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:08,707
She's just... Misguided.
316
00:17:08,708 --> 00:17:13,582
I know I could convince
Her to see the light.
317
00:17:13,583 --> 00:17:15,499
I hate light, darkwing.
318
00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:17,165
It's so... Ew...
319
00:17:17,166 --> 00:17:18,249
Healthy!
320
00:17:18,250 --> 00:17:21,457
Come on, morgana,
You can change.
321
00:17:21,458 --> 00:17:23,999
You're really not
An evil person.
322
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,957
An evil person, no.
323
00:17:25,958 --> 00:17:28,374
An evil businesswoman, yes.
324
00:17:28,375 --> 00:17:31,457
They're two separate things.
325
00:17:31,458 --> 00:17:33,707
Sorry. Dishonest is dishonest.
326
00:17:33,708 --> 00:17:35,874
Period,fini, end of discussions,
327
00:17:35,875 --> 00:17:37,457
End of hope.
328
00:17:37,458 --> 00:17:41,207
Oh, darkwing,
If you insist on having principles,
329
00:17:41,208 --> 00:17:43,457
Our relationship is doomed.
330
00:17:43,458 --> 00:17:44,999
Isn't that the truth.
331
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,749
Uncle nero, they're not
332
00:17:46,750 --> 00:17:48,499
Your personal snacks!
333
00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:52,457
The board is concerned
That your management style
334
00:17:52,458 --> 00:17:54,749
Has grown soft.
335
00:17:54,750 --> 00:17:56,749
That's not your concern.
336
00:17:56,750 --> 00:17:58,499
Darkwing has potential.
337
00:17:58,500 --> 00:18:00,874
He's a creature of the night.
338
00:18:00,875 --> 00:18:04,083
Let's make him one of us.
339
00:18:10,583 --> 00:18:11,583
D.W.!
340
00:18:11,584 --> 00:18:14,332
Snap out of it!
341
00:18:14,333 --> 00:18:17,249
We needn't get rid of him.
342
00:18:17,250 --> 00:18:18,999
Just his friend.
343
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,249
What?
344
00:18:20,250 --> 00:18:23,625
Darkwing,
Throw launchpad to the fungus.
345
00:18:24,125 --> 00:18:26,207
Whew! Is that all?
346
00:18:26,208 --> 00:18:29,374
I can risk getting
Athlete's foot.
347
00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:30,458
Aah!
348
00:18:32,583 --> 00:18:34,457
Those things are carnivorous!
349
00:18:34,458 --> 00:18:36,415
An unfortunate side effect.
350
00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:37,500
Ooh!
351
00:18:42,250 --> 00:18:44,249
All right, d.W.!
352
00:18:44,250 --> 00:18:46,457
That's using my head.
353
00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:48,249
That won't stop them.
354
00:18:48,250 --> 00:18:49,582
To the street!
355
00:18:49,583 --> 00:18:51,374
Right. Uh, could you...
356
00:18:51,375 --> 00:18:52,458
Could, uh...
357
00:18:57,583 --> 00:18:59,957
How do you do that?
358
00:18:59,958 --> 00:19:01,999
That's the last straw!
359
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:05,457
I vote we remove
Morgana as chairperson.
360
00:19:05,458 --> 00:19:06,999
I second it.
361
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:10,415
Silly darlings,
Let our pets do it.
362
00:19:10,416 --> 00:19:12,583
Sic 'em, boys!
363
00:19:13,583 --> 00:19:19,000
We'll have to hurry
If we want leftovers.
364
00:19:21,875 --> 00:19:23,749
You switched the lipstick.
365
00:19:23,750 --> 00:19:27,707
I wanted you to
Stay because of me,
366
00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:30,624
Not because you were a zombie.
367
00:19:30,625 --> 00:19:32,249
Swell. Now what?
368
00:19:32,250 --> 00:19:34,707
That mushroom mob is coming!
369
00:19:34,708 --> 00:19:37,707
To the kitchen! We need butter.
370
00:19:37,708 --> 00:19:40,708
Take it to the roof.
371
00:19:42,875 --> 00:19:44,291
Outside!
372
00:19:45,208 --> 00:19:46,999
Oh, no!
373
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:48,000
What?
374
00:19:48,001 --> 00:19:49,499
I need lightning!
375
00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:51,875
Oh, is that all?
376
00:19:56,625 --> 00:19:59,457
Uh... Uh, thanks.
377
00:19:59,458 --> 00:20:02,833
Now, quick, out of the way.
378
00:20:05,750 --> 00:20:09,707
Over here, you spore brains!
379
00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:12,957
Darkwing duck is not
So easily caught.
380
00:20:12,958 --> 00:20:14,166
Whoa!
381
00:20:18,375 --> 00:20:20,374
Got your butter, d.W.
382
00:20:20,375 --> 00:20:22,290
This place is weird!
383
00:20:22,291 --> 00:20:23,624
Later, launchpad!
384
00:20:23,625 --> 00:20:26,958
Throw the butter
At the mushrooms!
385
00:20:30,708 --> 00:20:33,291
Mmm! Yum! Yum!
386
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,874
It's not working.
They're not slipping!
387
00:20:37,875 --> 00:20:40,583
They're not supposed to.
388
00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:45,708
Hope I'm lucky as ben franklin!
389
00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:56,874
Wow. Sauteed pizza mushrooms.
390
00:20:56,875 --> 00:20:58,249
Hoo-hoo!
391
00:20:58,250 --> 00:21:00,249
Morgana's onto something.
392
00:21:00,250 --> 00:21:02,999
You've destroyed
Years of research!
393
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,457
That was our entire crop!
394
00:21:05,458 --> 00:21:07,166
You'll regret this!
395
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:12,832
Oh, no! Aah!
396
00:21:12,833 --> 00:21:13,833
Light!
397
00:21:13,834 --> 00:21:15,207
Ohh!
398
00:21:15,208 --> 00:21:18,291
Help me! Aah!
399
00:21:20,958 --> 00:21:22,415
Mushrooms?
400
00:21:22,416 --> 00:21:23,874
They were...
401
00:21:23,875 --> 00:21:25,582
Mushrooms?
402
00:21:25,583 --> 00:21:27,499
Another unfortunate side effect.
403
00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:29,999
Your storm saved our lives,
404
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:34,415
But I have to turn
You over to the police
405
00:21:34,416 --> 00:21:36,749
As the pizza topping thief.
406
00:21:36,750 --> 00:21:41,583
Oh, dark,
I'm afraid that won't be possible.
407
00:21:42,958 --> 00:21:45,957
Oh, morgana, don't be like this.
408
00:21:45,958 --> 00:21:47,207
Whoa!
409
00:21:47,208 --> 00:21:48,707
Hold on, d.W.!
410
00:21:48,708 --> 00:21:50,707
I really can't stay,
411
00:21:50,708 --> 00:21:53,582
But I'm sure we'll meet again.
412
00:21:53,583 --> 00:21:54,583
[kiss]
413
00:21:54,584 --> 00:21:56,333
Goodbye, dark.
414
00:22:02,958 --> 00:22:04,499
Goodbye, morg.
415
00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:07,333
Women...
Now ya see 'em, now ya don't.